hoenicorn

When you think a woman is a "unicorn", but turns out to be a hoe.

Damn bruh, thought she was a unicorn but it turns she hoelocated... what a hoenicorn.

by hoenicorn February 5, 2015

Hoenicorn special

The hoenicorn special, is when you dip your dick into a sticky substance the proceed to cover it with rainbow sprinkles. Then proceed to face fuck her like you're smashing a ice cream cone into onces face

Scott warned his "girl whos a friend" Amanda about mouthing off so he surprised her with a hoenicorn special later that day.

by Bearded hot guy May 3, 2018

Horsicorn

A unicorn with the head of a horse

Guy-hey look its a horse!

Girl-that's obviously a horsicorn dumbass

by ogk89999999999 August 6, 2011

Shoenicorn

Can also be spelled Shunicorn. It is a beautiful shoe you own. You cannot find its mate but it is too good to throw away. You will never wear it and it makes you sad.

Why do you have those beautiful single shoes on your shelf at work.

They are Shoenicorns and I am just thankful to be able to look at them

by icyhot123 July 19, 2009

Hornicorn

1. a horny unicorn, often found in a magical valley

2. a hobbit crossed with a unicorn (as a result of a forbidden enchanted forest romance)

3. a shy, unassuming guy who shockes everyone with his graphic sexual jokes and overt gestures

1. "We saw a Hornicorn at the zoo humping a giant sea turtle"

2. "That hornicorn is the result of Frodo's drunken orgy with the unicorns of the Neverending Story"

3. "Who ever knew Marco was such a hornicorn?"

by CeleLight September 26, 2008

houlicorner

When a croud of houligans are hanging out in the corners of streets.

When I was crossing the road I saw this houlicorner and ran faster across the road to avoid it.

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

Hopicorn

a single female who portrays to be a unicorn in the lifestyle but is using the lifestyle HOPING some dick falls in her and develop feelings and a monogamous relationship.

a single female who portrays to be a unicorn in the swinger lifestyle but is using the swinger lifestyle, HOPING a man that is in the swinger lifestyle falls in her and develop feelings and a monogamous relationship.

Betty is such a Hopicorn when it comes to the men in the swinger lifestyle.

by Tagnar February 11, 2015