zebraboy777's definitions

Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!

by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016

TWIPPLE

An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.

I'd twipple those norks for a fiver

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Crapenter

A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.

Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?

by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010

HORSECOUNTING

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.

Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived

by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010

SPINTER

An appalling, Greedy, careless and invisible landord who simply expects to recieve monies without any personal responsibility or indeed acknowledgement that he/she has any sort of tenant that may or may not exist.

She's a skinny spinter with houses all over the shop....

by zebraboy777 September 8, 2010

e-Bane

General grief directly linked to the auction site e-bay. Examples might include non-payers, undeserved negative feedback and absurd questions from twerps.

In the end I just closed my account. Too much e-bane.

by zebraboy777 October 4, 2010

SCHOLARAGE

A general dislike and contempt for students and indeed any individual who appears to commit any period of time to any dicipline linked to learning, improvement through education and study.

My scholarage is primarily directed towards the joyless slack faced media students of 4B

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010