Sistering

A condition where the male partner in a relationship clearly adores or is simply in love with their current partners sister. Given the opportunity all those diagnosed with this condition would instantly embark upon a new relationship with the sibling, at the drop of a hat.
"Ssup, dawg"?
'"I've been a twot! 20 years and I'm still sistering for Nettie. Poor Rene never stood a chance and she's a fucking shrew while I'm at it".
"That's harsh, Bred".
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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DOCKSMITH

A petty criminal and repeat offender whose lack of success ensures court appearances of alarming frequency.
Terry can look after it?
That docksmith, fuck off.
by zebraboy777 September 09, 2010
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HORSECOUNTING

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.
Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived
by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010
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Crapenter

A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.
Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?
by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010
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Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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TWIPPLE

An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.
I'd twipple those norks for a fiver
by zebraboy777 September 09, 2010
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