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Teeny little hick town full of orange and black assholes. If you live there too long your mind slowly deteriates into mush and you become one of them.
Oh, that town is such a Horicon!!! I hate it there.
Horicon by Realists January 16, 2009

Forza Horizon 4 

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.
Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

Holicong middle school 

A sucky place with tired students take DONT want to listen to what mr. Shillingford has to say...
Oh also mrs.Smith say “HAPPY MONDAY!” Ugh!

School full of annoying 7th graders
Hip 8th graders

And annoyed 9th graders

“We don’t do this at Holicong”
Holicong middle school sucks and the poor children want to go home and sleep but can’t because of the stupid rules!

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression 

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.
Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

Holicong 

Holicong is well-known for being a rich kid school. I can tell you that that is mostly true.

Somehow, although everyone lives within a mile of a cornfield and there are only 7 African American kids in the student body at any given time, many of the students are under the impression that they are "gangsta". They are just deluding themselves. Common hobbies are coming to school high and sexual harassment.

As is common with many other older schools, the architect probably never considered that the school would eventually have so many students (approx. 1,200). I'll leave it at that.

To describe the teachers, a group of them made 1/3 of the 8th grade do a flashmob in front of the rest of the school. This was mandatory, and practices were during Resource/Study Hall.

Even a rich-kid school can be cheap. Holicong dropped German and anything computer-related. Everyone knows that the beloved French teacher will be going next. Every student loves Madame. No exceptions.

Every single computer is crap. True, at least we have them, but what good are they when you can hardly do anything with them?

If you're in 8th grade, your life is Hell and you could end up having P.E. at about 7:45 in the morning because apparently that's ethical.

Homophobia and racism are everywhere. Somehow people think we're diverse. No.

In conclusion, we suck, no matter how much anyone wants to argue otherwise.
Typical Holicong Conversation:

Kid 1: I hate Art.

Kid 2: So do I! I hate this school so much because, seriously, who needs education when you have swag?
Holicong by go_away420 August 7, 2012
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