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Hofft

When a beer is thick, rich, or flavorfull it is hofft.
This Natural Ice sucks, I wish we had some hofft Beer
by vanpersie11 September 30, 2009
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Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).
Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over
by cjbatz May 8, 2009
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Detective Mark Hoffman

A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.
Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.
by Josh Brovin December 12, 2012
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Hoff-job

A 10 hour session of the most intense sex imaginable. Includes every single sex position.
Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
by D-Segs June 26, 2012
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The Hoffa

When a gay man has sex or is involved in sexual activities with a straight or bisexual girl.

Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez
Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.
by Miss Maddy Elizabeth July 2, 2009
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Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.
by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014
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Hoffströmming

Scandinavian origin.
Means an employee that self promotes themselves to be so above the other that they will complain about every single little thing about their fellow colleagues doings that eventually nobody really cares what this person has to say, they might find themselves hoffströmming.
Ugh i can't stand our new co-worker.

Yeah he's obviously hoffströmming again.
by Esko K September 29, 2022
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