Stubborn as an ass but will NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE.
That Hoffman girl is very persevering. I wish I could be like her.
by Life’s Key March 22, 2018
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Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.
"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill
by jack_hoffman May 1, 2012
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A hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jackass,asshole,loser, jerks etc

They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.

They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants feggit!

Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology

Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.

Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.
by Saanzan August 3, 2010
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A small ziplock of ultra-pure, ultra-rad Heroin that will kill you instantly.
Joe: Hey bro, there's a new type of Haaaairy-win on the market called "Hoffman", supposedly it's great shiz!.

Jim: Imma try it bra!.

(Later that night... **DEAD**)
by RedSandDuster February 5, 2014
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The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.
Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?
Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?
by Rose E. Rump October 16, 2006
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A term used to address someone's abbnomaly large for head
Yo this nigga has a Hoffman
by You know me pw November 11, 2016
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A move in which a man, preferably a frat-star/bro-king, fingers a girl and then proceeds to stick his fingers in the girls mouth so that she may taste herself.
Last night Josh was telling me that he had some slam piece over. He was fingering her and then started to shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!
by Brobi one knobi November 6, 2009
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