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(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.
"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"

"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"

"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"
by VegasPrince$$ March 05, 2009
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A combination of the words hard and soft. This refers to getting turned on very quickly by something that should not normally turn you on to the point of orgasm without erection.
I saw a bird poop on someone and got hoft.

Whenever I see fantasy football commercials on TV I get so hoft.
by SeeBlount October 25, 2015
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