Hoffman

Stubborn as an ass but will NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE.

That Hoffman girl is very persevering. I wish I could be like her.

by Life’s Key May 14, 2018

Hoffman

Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.

"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill

by jack_hoffman October 6, 2012

hoffman

Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept.

My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. The professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.

by Doug Klast October 17, 2007

Hoffman

A hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jackass,asshole,loser, jerks etc

They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.

They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).

Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants feggit!

Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology

Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.

Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.

by Saanzan August 7, 2010

hoffman

The space between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip.

"Dude! that fucker had a long hoffman just like that actor Dustin Hoffman."

"I've got a lot of dead space on my face and better grow a moustache to cover my wasteful hoffman."

by mark v April 4, 2006

Hoffman

Hoffman

A small ziplock of ultra-pure, ultra-rad Heroin that will kill you instantly.

Joe: Hey bro, there's a new type of Haaaairy-win on the market called "Hoffman", supposedly it's great shiz!.

Jim: Imma try it bra!.

(Later that night... **DEAD**)

by RedSandDuster February 5, 2014

Hoffman

The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.

Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?
Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?

by Rose E. Rump October 16, 2006