Hoesbrook 

Holbrook, Ma - tiny, irrelevant town. Everyone here thinks their lives suck and they're little tough shit so they smoke weed in the woods. The police here have nothing to do all day so they follow kids around and yell at them. If your over the age of 10 and your in the park the little kids' parents will call the cops on you. Most likely, if your not a loser you'll ride in a police car by 14, FOR NO REASON. Holbrook High SUCKS! The ghetto kids from Randolph, Brockton, Braintree, Boston, etc. come and make it even more ghetto and not a fuck is ever learned. The seventh graders think they're the shit. The boys smoke a trash bag of weed a day and all the girls were push up bras by the 6th grade. Shorts are in dress code if you can only see 3/4 of your ass. If you have older brothers or sisters - or even better both - the teachers all think your god. Theres like 4 smart kids but the odds are they're rich and lazy so it doesn't matter. Half days everyone goes down to Burger King, Holbrook House, Maria's, the Park, or Dunkin' Donuts. The parents don't give a shit, end of story. Drink, smoke, party, get finger fucked, its all okay here! People not from Holbrook think theres nothing wrong.

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Hoesbrook by ProudHolbrookian December 11, 2011

Phil Holbrook 

Some millennial fuckboy who likes to DM people he doesn't know asking if they want to smoke with him and his girl. If not he will block you on FB.

Has anyone ever actually smoked with Phil Holbrook and his girl?

Who TF is Phil Holbrook ?
Phil Holbrook added me on FB again asking if I want to smoke with him and his girl.
Phil Holbrook blocked me on FB!

Phil Holbrook by jgroneill August 15, 2018

Mr. Holbrook 

A god of sex, often found with a yellow sweater vest. Well know for their monster-sized penis.

Mr. Holbrook smiled and winked at us and we watched him and his amazing yellow sweater vest fly towards the sun.

Mr. Holbrook by The Child Mole Esther April 15, 2008

Holbrook 

To haul ass in your car and go twice the legal speed limit

Connor was caught holbrooking down Spring Road and was fined $300. His mom also ripped him a new one.

Holbrook by jimmycrackcornidc September 9, 2011

Holbrook 

A suburb town in eastern Suffolk County, Long Island. Almost an hour from NYC, an hour away from the hamptons, and 10 minutes from the south shore. Mostly italians, irish, and jews. Has a country club, stores,SALONS,and restaurants, like mamma lombardis. Lots of block parties in the summer.

Where do you live?
I live in Holbrook.
Oh nice

Holbrook by KSJA May 4, 2006

Holbrook MA 

quiet little town, where everyone goes to blue hills. ramble wood is the ghetto, and we have a trailer park. full of drama girls and middle School drama. everyone acts like fake brockton gangsters. atleast we aint Randolph

"The crackhead came from Holbrook MA"

Holbrook MA by a idiot lol October 23, 2019

Holbrook MA 

Holbrook is a shitty little town in East MA we're everything involed with policts is a joke, the streets are a mess and it takes literally 2 years to build something. Usually the kids that live here are heavy drinkers and blaze pretty much everyday. If you goto hobrook public schools you will probably leave after 8th grade and switch to either blue hills or a private school. This is mainly because the high school consists of trailer homes for some classes. The sports here suck. Lets just say in the last week 3 people have been stabbed. Just to get out of class, people will write a bomb threat, 95% of the time you wont get caught. Holbrook attracts the kids that get kicked out of they're high school. Holbrook ios not a credited high school and will probably not be there for much longer. Holbrook has about 5 apartment complexs and there is one tiny middle class neuihborhood, wich is like the projects for Hingham. Holbrook kids are normally tough cause they come from basically nothing and have nothing to live for. Girls here are absolute sluts and there is sooo much drama. Since Holbrook is 3 miles wide you can ride your bike anywhere and the "park" is a sick place to hang. If you have not spent more than 4 hours of your life in Hoesbrook House, then your probably not from holbook. All in all Holbrook is sick, and shitty at the smae time.

80% of Holbrook Ma high is filled with black people.

Holbrook MA by The holbrook kid May 15, 2007