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Phil Holbrook 

Some millennial fuckboy who likes to DM people he doesn't know asking if they want to smoke with him and his girl. If not he will block you on FB.
Has anyone ever actually smoked with Phil Holbrook and his girl?

Who TF is Phil Holbrook ?
Phil Holbrook added me on FB again asking if I want to smoke with him and his girl.
Phil Holbrook blocked me on FB!
Phil Holbrook by jgroneill August 15, 2018

Mr. Holbrook 

A god of sex, often found with a yellow sweater vest. Well know for their monster-sized penis.
Mr. Holbrook smiled and winked at us and we watched him and his amazing yellow sweater vest fly towards the sun.

Holbrook 

To haul ass in your car and go twice the legal speed limit
Connor was caught holbrooking down Spring Road and was fined $300. His mom also ripped him a new one.
Holbrook by jimmycrackcornidc September 9, 2011

Hoesbrook 

Holbrook, Ma - tiny, irrelevant town. Everyone here thinks their lives suck and they're little tough shit so they smoke weed in the woods. The police here have nothing to do all day so they follow kids around and yell at them. If your over the age of 10 and your in the park the little kids' parents will call the cops on you. Most likely, if your not a loser you'll ride in a police car by 14, FOR NO REASON. Holbrook High SUCKS! The ghetto kids from Randolph, Brockton, Braintree, Boston, etc. come and make it even more ghetto and not a fuck is ever learned. The seventh graders think they're the shit. The boys smoke a trash bag of weed a day and all the girls were push up bras by the 6th grade. Shorts are in dress code if you can only see 3/4 of your ass. If you have older brothers or sisters - or even better both - the teachers all think your god. Theres like 4 smart kids but the odds are they're rich and lazy so it doesn't matter. Half days everyone goes down to Burger King, Holbrook House, Maria's, the Park, or Dunkin' Donuts. The parents don't give a shit, end of story. Drink, smoke, party, get finger fucked, its all okay here! People not from Holbrook think theres nothing wrong.
Hoesbrook by ProudHolbrookian December 11, 2011

Holbrook 

A suburb town in eastern Suffolk County, Long Island. Almost an hour from NYC, an hour away from the hamptons, and 10 minutes from the south shore. Mostly italians, irish, and jews. Has a country club, stores,SALONS,and restaurants, like mamma lombardis. Lots of block parties in the summer.
Where do you live?
I live in Holbrook.
Oh nice
Holbrook by KSJA May 4, 2006

hillbrook school 

that white kid goes to hillbrook school
hillbrook school by b0bj0e September 23, 2017