Herpethon

The act of passing herpes.

Jeff got his gift from the herpethon.

by Jello fuckhouse August 29, 2009

herpegonasyphillAIDS

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS. This means that you are burnt up, and I mean really burnt up.

Jaime a hoe. I know she got herpegonasyphilLAIDS.

by F[ace]less April 8, 2009

Herpighonasyphilaids

Metaphorical labeling of a disease or diseases that one may have.
Term used to emphasize nastiness in an individual

You wanna know why none of us will sleep with her?... Ya might catch a case of herpighonasyphilaids.

by Doublefish September 18, 2003

herpegonosyphilaids

The worst Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) a person could ever contract. It is comprised of the following: herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis and AIDS.

"I just got back from Vegas and something really itches and burns down below!"
"Oh, I think you've picked up herpegonosyphilaids...sounds like what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!"

by buffy3 June 2, 2009

herpegonnosyphiltitis

The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world. Often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.

Art: "I hooked up with Lisa last night. It was awesome!"
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."

by Nick D July 13, 2004

Herpaghonasyphilaids

A ginourmous whore who is rumored to have at least one or more STD's;

"Dude i think she has Herpaghonasyphilaids, i wouldn't fuck that."

by Paige September 17, 2004

Herpetologist

A person who studies reptiles.

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.

by Common Russian April 18, 2018