Herpethon
Herpethon by Jello fuckhouse August 29, 2009
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herpegonasyphillAIDS
A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS. This means that you are burnt up, and I mean really burnt up.
herpegonasyphillAIDS by F[ace]less April 8, 2009
Herpighonasyphilaids
Metaphorical labeling of a disease or diseases that one may have.
Term used to emphasize nastiness in an individual
Term used to emphasize nastiness in an individual
You wanna know why none of us will sleep with her?... Ya might catch a case of herpighonasyphilaids.
Herpighonasyphilaids by Doublefish September 18, 2003
herpegonosyphilaids
The worst Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) a person could ever contract. It is comprised of the following: herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis and AIDS.
"I just got back from Vegas and something really itches and burns down below!"
"Oh, I think you've picked up herpegonosyphilaids...sounds like what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!"
"Oh, I think you've picked up herpegonosyphilaids...sounds like what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!"
herpegonosyphilaids by buffy3 June 2, 2009
herpegonnosyphiltitis
The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world. Often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.
Art: "I hooked up with Lisa last night. It was awesome!"
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."
herpegonnosyphiltitis by Nick D July 13, 2004
Herpaghonasyphilaids
Herpaghonasyphilaids by Paige September 17, 2004
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Herpetologist by Common Russian April 18, 2018
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