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herpagonosyphilaids
A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.
herpagonosyphilaids by koalaroo February 28, 2008
herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis
herpes, gonorrhea, siphillis, chlamidia, aids, hepatitis, vaginitis, and crabs in one, easy to pronounce word
dude, i heard that someone in our school has herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis! apparently, five hundred billion years ago, she was created by satan and god was so super pissed so he froze her in liquid carbonite and threw her to the depths of hell. well as the world grew older, she got ever closer to the surface of the planet. sources say that in 1927, african scientists found her and unfroze her body and she made each of them do the naughty with her. now there was one scientist for every disease she carried and each could only receive one of the diseases so herpes passed to one, chlamadia to another, until they all passed. then she had the scientists go to all parts of the world to spread the diseases so she can become stronger. that's how all std's were created and then spread throughout the world:)
herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis by Das Coq July 30, 2009
herpagonasyphilaids
So I hooked up with this chick last night and it wasn't until afterwards she told me she has herpagonasyphilaids.
herpagonasyphilaids by Matt Remien August 29, 2007
Herpagonasiphalaids
A conbinations of Herpies, Gonorrhea, siphilous, and aids
Used in context to a nasty, promiscuous or dirty individual.
Used in context to a nasty, promiscuous or dirty individual.
you kissed who you probably have Herpagonasiphalaids now.
or
I wouldnt sleep with you youll probably give me Herpagonasiphalaids
or
I wouldnt sleep with you youll probably give me Herpagonasiphalaids
Herpagonasiphalaids by Noka November 19, 2007
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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