Herpetologist

A person who studies reptiles.

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.

by Common Russian April 18, 2018

herontologist

One who devotes their life to studying herons and their inate attraction to the act of messing up pots and pats.

Archer is not a herontologist as he does not know shit about herons.

by i am a heron February 26, 2009

herpestologist

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.

If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

Herpotologist

one who studies things that are almost the same, but are slightly different

Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."

by Sammy Citrus April 26, 2005

hurpatologist

1) A person who studies worthless, useless information or concepts.
2) A social justice warrior or anyone on the Regressive Left.
3) People who are so inept, incompetent, or stupid, that they are professional idiots.
4) A professional idiot.
5) Also known as a derpatologist.

I got my gender studies degree. My friends told me I was now an official hurpatologist! When I told them I was not studying reptiles, they just laughed at me for some reason.

by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017