syphilis

1. noun. a sexually transmitted disease that results in stinging warts, excessive stinging while urinating, and possibly bleeding from the pee hole...

2. noun. what i named my hamster in 6th grade

1. your fucking sister gave me syphilis! no wonder she was so easy!

2. rest in peace syphilis, you were so cute

remember kids, wear a condom

by wrong or right? April 12, 2007

syphilis

It killed Kenny! That bastard!

Kenny McCormick died of syphilis after getting a BJ at TGI Friday's

by L0Ljoker124 October 19, 2010

syphilis

an STD whose origin is traced back to the vaginal tract of llamas

When the Mexican sailors became desperate, they resorted to banging llamas, hence starting the spread of syphilis.

by NikiAna May 28, 2008

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

syphilis

Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."

Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!

by Tha Pyngwyn July 25, 2003

syphilis

a STD you get by sucking dick. YOu can tell if someone has it if they have black shit on the side of her lip dat look like a shadow

YO that bitch tiffany give head look she got syphilis

by PRRRRRRRR May 27, 2005

syphilis

What luetic people are afflicted with.

You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 11, 2003