Headblocks 

Refers to one being able to walk around inside their own head.

Or

Someone is stuck in their own thoughts too much and cannot escape.

I’ve been tiptoeing in my headblocks. I cant seem to escape my own thoughts.

Headblocks by ijnah May 23, 2024

social headlock 

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.

No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.

social headlock by puddykast August 7, 2009

Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

Scandinavian Headlock by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

Empty headlock 

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

Empty headlock by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

iphone headlock 

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.

I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.

iphone headlock by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.

Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.

Siberian headlock by malarky2020 September 26, 2009

George Floyd Headlock 

When someone puts you in a chokehold for 10 minutes.

Tyrone was fighting a cop so the cop put Tyrone in a George Floyd headlock for 10 minutes to subdue his ass.

George Floyd Headlock by anonymous November 23, 2020