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truth be sold

A malapropism of the phrase "truth be told", which is used in situations where the "truth" in question is of the nature of a financial gain.
Tom - "If that band wanted to retain their integrity, they shouldn't have signed to Sony / BMG, and released a pop album"
Doug - "Truth be sold."
by malarky2020 March 2, 2009
mugGet the truth be soldmug.

goral fixation

Like an oral fixation, but for gore. An obsession for gory movies.
Gary - Man, I think that Sammy has a goral fixation; all he wants to do all day is watch scary movies.

Wilma - Gary, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't try to tell me how to raise my children. Regardless, I'm sure he'll grow out of it by the time he turns 7.
by malarky2020 November 13, 2009
mugGet the goral fixationmug.

fool's mate

A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met. This term originates within the PUA community.
Jake - See that blonde over there? I just banged her out in the bathroom.

Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
by malarky2020 October 5, 2009
mugGet the fool's matemug.

pylon

A motorist that drives at the posted speed limit or very close to it.

If we consider an observational reference frame at the posted speed limit, these motorists traveling at the posted speed limit are effectively stationary.

On larger roads, these "pylons" can be easily navigated around by any real drivers (motorists that travel safely while well above the posted speed limit).
On the road, there are two types of people:
Drivers, and pylons.
by malarky2020 December 14, 2009
mugGet the pylonmug.

newsonlyposter

Perjorative term for a casual listener of heavy metal music, who reveal their narrow taste in music through limited knowledge of the most talented bands in the genre. As used on the Lambgoat.com news boards.
Battle Of Mice calls it quits
Thursday, September 03, 2009

little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
by malarky2020 September 22, 2009
mugGet the newsonlypostermug.

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.
Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.
by malarky2020 September 26, 2009
mugGet the Siberian headlockmug.

no care ever

An expression of disinterest, as popularized by the Lambgoat.com message and news boards. Further popularized in Skynet, by The Acacia Strain.
Samael forced to sit out Moonspell tour
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

timxantihero - first post. no care ever.
xthrowdownx - IMPENDING DOOM IS STOKED!
composed - meshuggah did it.
by malarky2020 September 22, 2009
mugGet the no care evermug.

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