Definitions by malarky2020
Boom Phantom
An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook
Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats
Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.
Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.
Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
Boom Phantom by malarky2020 May 26, 2011
nasal tampon
A small wad of toilet paper or tissue jammed up one's nose in order to prevent the nose from dripping. Often used against a running nose during a cold or flu, or against a bleeding nose. The nasal tampon protected the nose from damage by eliminating the need for repeated wiping.
Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Doctor Acula - Well, Andrew, your prostrate is clean, but I need to talk to you about something. Sit down.
Andrew - Oh no, what's up?
Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.
Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.
Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
Andrew - Oh no, what's up?
Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.
Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.
Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
nasal tampon by malarky2020 March 29, 2010
kangaroo petrol
Special fuel that causes manual transmission vehicles to travel in short spurts, stopping and starting intermittently. Coincidentally, the true power of kangaroo petrol can only be unlocked by drivers with little experience driving manual transmission vehicles.
Louie - Gee Walters, looks like there's too much kangaroo petrol in that there gas tank for you to handle.
Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.
Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.
Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.
Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.
kangaroo petrol by malarky2020 February 23, 2010
flood
(v.) to fill an entire bar, form, or part with kick drum, played rapidly and without variation.
Power Metal as a genre often uses songs entirely composed of flooding.
While flooding can be interesting when used in moderation, it is often relied upon by less skilled drummers to make their playing sound either heavier or faster.
Power Metal as a genre often uses songs entirely composed of flooding.
While flooding can be interesting when used in moderation, it is often relied upon by less skilled drummers to make their playing sound either heavier or faster.
Zack - I think we might need to fire Kevin. We write really great parts, but he has a propensity to just flood through them all.
Marty - You should have figured, I mean your drummer is just an orangutan you stole from the zoo and taught to play drums.
Zack - Where else would we find a drummer that looks like Animal from the Muppets?
Marty - You should have figured, I mean your drummer is just an orangutan you stole from the zoo and taught to play drums.
Zack - Where else would we find a drummer that looks like Animal from the Muppets?
flood by malarky2020 December 17, 2009
driving like a pissed off teenager
Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
driving like a pissed off teenager by malarky2020 December 16, 2009
pylon
A motorist that drives at the posted speed limit or very close to it.
If we consider an observational reference frame at the posted speed limit, these motorists traveling at the posted speed limit are effectively stationary.
On larger roads, these "pylons" can be easily navigated around by any real drivers (motorists that travel safely while well above the posted speed limit).
If we consider an observational reference frame at the posted speed limit, these motorists traveling at the posted speed limit are effectively stationary.
On larger roads, these "pylons" can be easily navigated around by any real drivers (motorists that travel safely while well above the posted speed limit).
pylon by malarky2020 December 14, 2009
gauntlet
In driving, an open corridor without vehicles formed on a 6-lane freeway / highway in between the passing / fast lane and the exterior / slow lane. Typically occurs just prior to an off-ramp, as the cars move & line up in the exterior lane to get onto the off-ramp, and the balance of drivers move into the passing lane to avoid the congestion.
At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
Michael - Geez, I thought we were going to be stuck in traffic for an hour. Good thing I got that opportunity to run the gauntlet; I passed at least 30 cars!
Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.
Michael - Yes Dad.
Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.
Michael - Yes Dad.
gauntlet by malarky2020 December 14, 2009