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A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met. This term originates within the PUA community.
Jake - See that blonde over there? I just banged her out in the bathroom.
Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
by malarky2020 October 5, 2009
Get the fool's mate mug.The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.
by malarky2020 September 26, 2009
Get the Siberian headlock mug.A mispronunciation of the adjective "tractor breadth", commonly used as a non-literal perjorative term for a person or thing whose excess weight has led to a disadvantage in the current situation.
by malarky2020 October 12, 2008
Get the tractor breath mug.Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
by malarky2020 December 16, 2009
Get the driving like a pissed off teenager mug.In driving, an open corridor without vehicles formed on a 6-lane freeway / highway in between the passing / fast lane and the exterior / slow lane. Typically occurs just prior to an off-ramp, as the cars move & line up in the exterior lane to get onto the off-ramp, and the balance of drivers move into the passing lane to avoid the congestion.
At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
Michael - Geez, I thought we were going to be stuck in traffic for an hour. Good thing I got that opportunity to run the gauntlet; I passed at least 30 cars!
Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.
Michael - Yes Dad.
Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.
Michael - Yes Dad.
by malarky2020 December 14, 2009
Get the gauntlet mug.An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook
Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats
Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.
Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.
Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
by malarky2020 May 26, 2011
Get the Boom Phantom mug.A malapropism of the phrase "truth be told", which is used in situations where the "truth" in question is of the nature of a financial gain.
Tom - "If that band wanted to retain their integrity, they shouldn't have signed to Sony / BMG, and released a pop album"
Doug - "Truth be sold."
Doug - "Truth be sold."
by malarky2020 March 2, 2009
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