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Perjorative term for a casual listener of heavy metal music, who reveal their narrow taste in music through limited knowledge of the most talented bands in the genre. As used on the Lambgoat.com news boards.
Battle Of Mice calls it quits
Thursday, September 03, 2009
little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
Thursday, September 03, 2009
little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
by malarky2020 September 22, 2009
Get the newsonlyposter mug.Celebrated each November 5th, Back to the Future Day is our opportunity to recognize Doc Brown's discovery of the Flux Capacitor, the device that makes time travel possible. Back to the Future Day is celebrated by wishing everyone a Happy Back to the Future Day, and updating your social media networks statuses accordingly.
On November 5th, 1955, Dr. Emmet Lathrop Brown (Doc Brown to his friends), was attempting to hang a clock in his bathroom. As he reached over, he lost his footing , slipped from the toilet that he was standing on, and struck his head against the side of the sink.
Unconscious, Doc had a vision. And that vision was that of a Flux Capacitor — the device that makes time travel possible.
Requiring 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power and to be moving at a speed of 88 mph (142 km/h) the Flux Capacitor allows one to move forward or backwards in time.
Dr. Emmet Brown, on this day in history, we salute you, and remember your red letter date in the history of science!
On November 5th, 1955, Dr. Emmet Lathrop Brown (Doc Brown to his friends), was attempting to hang a clock in his bathroom. As he reached over, he lost his footing , slipped from the toilet that he was standing on, and struck his head against the side of the sink.
Unconscious, Doc had a vision. And that vision was that of a Flux Capacitor — the device that makes time travel possible.
Requiring 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power and to be moving at a speed of 88 mph (142 km/h) the Flux Capacitor allows one to move forward or backwards in time.
Dr. Emmet Brown, on this day in history, we salute you, and remember your red letter date in the history of science!
Back to the Future Day: The Origin Story
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy", who's President in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Marty McFly: Whoa! Wait! Doc!
Dr. Emmett Brown: And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury.
Marty McFly: Doc, you gotta listen to me.
Dr. Emmett Brown: I've had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, Future Boy!
Marty McFly: No, wait! Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise - the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor... Which... is what makes time travel possible....
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy", who's President in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Marty McFly: Whoa! Wait! Doc!
Dr. Emmett Brown: And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury.
Marty McFly: Doc, you gotta listen to me.
Dr. Emmett Brown: I've had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, Future Boy!
Marty McFly: No, wait! Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise - the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor... Which... is what makes time travel possible....
by malarky2020 November 5, 2009
Get the Back to the Future Day mug.In driving, an open corridor without vehicles formed on a 6-lane freeway / highway in between the passing / fast lane and the exterior / slow lane. Typically occurs just prior to an off-ramp, as the cars move & line up in the exterior lane to get onto the off-ramp, and the balance of drivers move into the passing lane to avoid the congestion.
At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
Michael - Geez, I thought we were going to be stuck in traffic for an hour. Good thing I got that opportunity to run the gauntlet; I passed at least 30 cars!
Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.
Michael - Yes Dad.
Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.
Michael - Yes Dad.
by malarky2020 December 14, 2009
Get the gauntlet mug.An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook
Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats
Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.
Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.
Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
by malarky2020 May 26, 2011
Get the Boom Phantom mug.A malapropism of the phrase "truth be told", which is used in situations where the "truth" in question is of the nature of a financial gain.
Tom - "If that band wanted to retain their integrity, they shouldn't have signed to Sony / BMG, and released a pop album"
Doug - "Truth be sold."
Doug - "Truth be sold."
by malarky2020 March 2, 2009
Get the truth be sold mug.A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met. This term originates within the PUA community.
Jake - See that blonde over there? I just banged her out in the bathroom.
Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
by malarky2020 October 5, 2009
Get the fool's mate mug.Special fuel that causes manual transmission vehicles to travel in short spurts, stopping and starting intermittently. Coincidentally, the true power of kangaroo petrol can only be unlocked by drivers with little experience driving manual transmission vehicles.
Louie - Gee Walters, looks like there's too much kangaroo petrol in that there gas tank for you to handle.
Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.
Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.
Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.
Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.
by malarky2020 February 23, 2010
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