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social headlock 

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.
No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.
social headlock by puddykast August 7, 2009

Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick
Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

Empty headlock 

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days
Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

Herlockerian

Taking responsibility for a task, then successfully getting someone else to complete it for you! End result success:)
Mark, I like to think that I pulled a Herlockerian, i.e., took responsibility to get a speaker, failed to carry out my responsibility, then got someone else to be responsible for me, with the end result being that we have a speaker for tomorrow.
Herlockerian by TinaDjerfRocks October 30, 2013

iphone headlock 

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.
I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.
iphone headlock by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.
Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.
Siberian headlock by malarky2020 September 26, 2009