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To be enraptured or caught up in someone, a thing, situation or a story.
“Omg! This new show on Netflix got me in a chokehold!”

“We’ve been texting all week. When I tell you this man’s got me in a damn chokehold!…ugh!
Chokehold by HappyLatchkey October 3, 2022
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"chokehold" is a compound meaning a tight hold. it might very close so that the person held might feel choke.
You must be in Cupid's chokehold.
chokehold by Jasmine Neville April 10, 2007
An aggressive handjob of the type Putin likes to demand from Dontrumpald.
I think the concept of a chokehold sounds so innocent and so perfect. You have to be careful, but with that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, should deliver a happy ending.

I will say this you wrangle and you collude and what happens sometimes if you're alone with "somebody' who's tough and you get "somebody" in a chokehold, what are you going to do, say, oh, and it's a real bad Russian, and what are you going to do now? Let go and say, let's start over again, Mel says,"I'm not allowed to have you in a chokehold" It's a tough situation.

A chokehold s good if it's a one-on-one. Now if it's a two-on-one, that's a little bit of a different story, depending on stamina and hand strength you'd be better served with a double fluffer or an Eiffel Tower. Generally speaking, everyone should get a happy ended.
Chokehold by J*Pen June 12, 2020
A whiny puss Ebayed cleric who knows nothing about other classes, and above all holds perceived grudges and acts out his hostility to innocent guildmates, especially when his girlfriend is not putting out.
Chokehold
Chokehold by Rebaidah October 9, 2003

In the cupid's chokehold 

Somebody being deeply in love with someone else so they cant live or stop thinking about that someone.
It feels like I am in the cupid's chokehold. I can't stop thinking about her.

I guess cupid got me in a chokehold. I never felt this way before.

Californian Chokehold 

When a Female sits upright on your face and suffocates you with her vagina
Man 1: How'd Bob die?
Man 2: Sarah gave him a Californian chokehold

Man 1: May he rest in peace

rear nakie chokehold

PUT your bitch in a rear chokehold and insert penis in various holes hold on tight a fill that guttersluts ass upp with mangoo
jonny rear nakie chokehOLD his bitch till he burst!
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