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Tiptoeing through the tulips
It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.
When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.
Tiptoeing through the tulips by ButimDirtyDan March 13, 2022
tip toeing
Slang for sex from behind while standing. The receiving party will usually need to lean on tour something stable i.e. a wall, sink or heavy furniture keeping them on the ball of their feet or tips of their toes.
tip toeing by Viq November 18, 2014
tip-toeing around the onions
To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.
MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"
DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"
MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"
DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"
DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"
MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"
DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"
tip-toeing around the onions by LastKARENnight August 26, 2012
tiktoking
"He is in his dorm tiktoking himself into dating hell thinking that all females should dance like that for their lovers."
"She is tiktoking herself into depression. If only shopping like that is the answer to all life problems."
"She is tiktoking herself into depression. If only shopping like that is the answer to all life problems."
tiktoking by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 2, 2023
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