Hardzle 

Making a loud joke and thinking it's funny for over five years.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARDZLE" at about 200 dB+

Hardzle by ZombieBoi October 24, 2019

Hardzello 

Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.

*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*

Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."

Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."

Hardzello by Dino nuggets be bussin April 8, 2019

hardzello 

a ship between actors Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy. They played as John Deacon and Roger Taylor in Bohemian Rhapsody (the movie) and have been friends since then.

"ever heard of the ship Hardzello?"

"yeah! stupid Gwil always getting in the way of their relationship!"

I wasted five minuets of my life making this

hardzello by SleeplessQueenie May 19, 2019

Hardley Davidson 

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.

After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

Hardley Davidson by Mommy Dearest March 12, 2009

Hartzler 

The name for the surcharge added to something when it is larger than normal size.

Joel went to the barber shop and they added a hartzler onto his bill because his head is so big.

Hartzler by Dumptruck6969 January 17, 2009

Hardllelujah 

Barely worth celebrating.

It was bad enough to get the speeding ticket, but I'll be singing hardllelujah when my insurance rate goes up !

Hardllelujah by Smartycat January 1, 2012

Hardler 

When your penis's job is to be hard

My penis's progression is a hardler

Hardler by Puffshroom January 2, 2022