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When your penis's job is to be hard
My penis's progression is a hardler
Hardler by Puffshroom January 2, 2022
Words you can keep

daddy fuck me harder 

What a person says when they want ur dick inside them or they're masturbating.
He walked toward her as she was masturbating, he greedily ripped off her thong and pulled her fingers out of her. He unhooked her bra. He suck and kissed her nipples, and then bit them. She moaned, loving how it felt. He then made his way down to her throbbing pussy and began to eat her out. He stuck his tongue inside her, and she moaned louder. Then he gently nibbled her clit while fingering her wet pink pussy. She started to moan in his ear,"Fuck me." He asked,"What's my name?" "DADDY FUCK ME HARDER" she screamed. So he got up and shoved her against the bed and rammed into her. He shallowly fucked her and she screamed at him again,"Please fuck me daddy" she was so desperate at this point, her vagina pulsing and dripping wet. He felt this so he shoved all of his nine inches deep into her. She threw her head back in ecstasy, and thrusted her hips into him, needing more. He felt how ready she was and began to pick up the pace. She loved his fast deep hard thrusts that made her whimper. She felt her thighs shaking, just then, he pulled out of her. He shoved her head towards his cock and she eagerly took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the tip and deep-throated him. She went back to the tip and nibbled before sticking her tongue into his hole and he came. She looked back up at him and swallowed. She still hadn't orgasmed so she threw him onto the bed and got on top. She rode him so hard until she hit her g-spot and screamed, "DADDY FUUUCK MEEEE"

Harder, daddy 

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.
A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.
Harder, daddy by SheevTheSenate66 October 30, 2021

harder than Chinese calculus 

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

Harder daddy 

When the person who’s fucking you up just won’t go hard so you shout “harder daddy” and they fuck you to the limit you can’t even stand.
Harder Daddy, daddy!!! fuck me harderrrrrrrr, ohhhhh yes please daddy *moan* d-daddy f-f-fuck me h-harder *moan* go h-harder on me daddy!!! Daddy! OHHhH Lord D-daddy you’re fucking me soooo hard today *moan*
Harder daddy by DARKER MATTER April 19, 2019

fuck me harder 

this is what females say to males during sex for them to slam their dick into them harder
I had to write this because some guys don't get that
tom
just saying i'm in the middle of fucking someone right now just so you know
ya tom, if you want you stilll know where i live, my pussy is always here and i would love to cum to you when you learn what HARDER MEANS
i love cumming to you
a: "omfg, daddy fuck me harder... harder... fuck me, i'm cumming... omg. fuck *moan* omg, fuck me harder. FUCK ME , I'M CUMMING DADDY, CUM IN ME DADDY"
fuck me harder by vmhgv February 8, 2018

Daniel Handler 

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).
"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"
Daniel Handler by rorschachwins March 23, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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