Hardle 

Hard on.

Hardles are not cool dude.

Hardle by W00ter January 3, 2003

Handlez 

Handlez is the largest social media plug online, not to be confused with the SoundCloud rapper Handlez.

Insta Entrepreneur: Yo bro my IG username is wack af. I wish I was able to get “nftmoney” , “jettalk” or “topg” as my handle on da gram

SoundCloud Rapper: Yo my G, just hit up my plug “Handlez” . He’ll get you right in less than a week with whatever handle you want

Handlez by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Slave Handles 

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation

"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)

Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021

Hardzello 

Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.

*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*

Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."

Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."

Hardzello by Dino nuggets be bussin April 8, 2019

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.

Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013

I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.

"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!

I Hardly Know Her by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

suitcase handles by WKid May 21, 2006