Hardley

Any motorcycle that tries to be a Harley Davidson knock-off or copy cat.

I wouldn't be caught dead in Sturgis riding Jim's new Hardley!

Hardley by Sean Maguire October 30, 2007

Hardley Davidson 

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.

After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

Hardley Davidson by Mommy Dearest March 12, 2009

Hardley Davidson 

Any "knock off" Harley look alike.

I bought me a Hardley Davidson to save some ca-ching...

Hardley Davidson by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

Glass Harley 

An Australian term relating to the ingestion of methamphetimine via a glass pipe or lightbulb. (To ride the Glass Harley.)

Mate, Damo's fucked up. He's been ridin' the glass harley 5 days straight now.

Glass Harley by eatyourpeas October 23, 2014

I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.

"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!

I Hardly Know Her by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011

Hadley Jr High

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. It is home to the stupidest people you'll ever dream of meeting. young teen boys that play 20 different sports at the same time that think they're "pro athletes" while also jumping on bandwagons faster than usain bolt running a 100m. 13 year old girls that dress like white suburban moms with leggings, dyed hair, and Starbucks Frappuccino's they buy with their parents money. And the teachers that always get pissed at the students no matter what they say or do. Think of this place as The Arkham Asylum of middle schools.

Person 1: look, it's a kid from Hadley jr High.

Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?

Hadley Jr High by Kaosmaker October 30, 2018

A Harley rider

A Harley rider is some who has a motorcycle and rides with a gang of people and rev their bikes as loud as they can because they are fags.

I want be a Harley rider

Why do u want to be a fag

A Harley rider by Therealnigga42069time May 19, 2020