Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.
Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email
by Smartycat July 30, 2011
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Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.
"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.
by Smartycat September 05, 2011
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Pretend-sident

A pretender; to pretend about an incident, resident, etc. A trespasser or liar.
He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.
by Smartycat May 16, 2017
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pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.
fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !
by Smartycat September 05, 2011
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Dumbster

a dedicated receptacle for ideas that are so stupid they need their own trash can to avoid soiling regular garbage.
Dumbster {second terms}{life imprisonment} {marijuana felonies} {police states} {New Facebook} {not teaching cursive}{Farmville}
by Smartycat September 27, 2011
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theiyr're

All three forms of their, there and they're condensed to one comprehensive term. Immediately recognizable in any usage, removing any anxiety or being wrong.
Theiyr're you go. Call us when you get theiyr're. Remind your guests to bring theiyr're raincoats.
by Smartycat March 02, 2014
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Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer
Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.
by Smartycat October 30, 2011
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