Smartycat's definitions

SPOT STALKER

Someone following you in a car as you walk across a parking lot so they can take your parking space.

I thought I was about to be abducted but it was only a spot stalker.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Leadershit

The type of guidance you follow when you only want to get deeper into the muck and stench.

The stench will never leave after following his type of leadershit.

by Smartycat September 27, 2020

protographer

protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.

protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !

by Smartycat June 15, 2011

regurgitatible

capable of being regurgitated, spewed forth again, shared

It was hardly worth sharing but some found the story regurgitatible.
I couldn't keep it to myself, it was so regurgitatible.

by Smartycat July 29, 2011

Bedcase

Pet sleeping chamber in the bedroom, usually on the floor, but generally, just large enough for a particular animal to turn around and sleep in. An enclosed petbed, often portable.

"Bedcase", {doghouse}{petcage}

by Smartycat October 24, 2011

pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Dumbster

a dedicated receptacle for ideas that are so stupid they need their own trash can to avoid soiling regular garbage.

Dumbster {second terms}{life imprisonment} {marijuana felonies} {police states} {New Facebook} {not teaching cursive}{Farmville}

by Smartycat September 27, 2011