Shirthead

Same as shithead only more polite

Did you see what that shirthead did? He's a real piece of shirt.

by Smartycat December 20, 2020

Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

by Smartycat September 25, 2010

Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

by Smartycat September 05, 2011

Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email

by Smartycat July 30, 2011

Dumbster

a dedicated receptacle for ideas that are so stupid they need their own trash can to avoid soiling regular garbage.

Dumbster {second terms}{life imprisonment} {marijuana felonies} {police states} {New Facebook} {not teaching cursive}{Farmville}

by Smartycat September 27, 2011

Pretend-sident

A pretender; to pretend about an incident, resident, etc. A trespasser or liar.

He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.

by Smartycat May 16, 2017

pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

by Smartycat September 05, 2011