happy harry
happy harry by who cares June 18, 2006
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happy harry hard on
When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
happy harry hard on by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014
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Happy Harry's
A drug store where the employees are underpaid and usually experience some kind of sexal harrassment during their employment. They wear bright turquoise vests and answer the phone accordingly, "Thank you for calling Happy Harry's (enter location here). thi is (employee name here) how may i help you?" This over-charging drugstore, with a fully stocked and functional pharmacy, is run by none other than "Happy Harry's" son, Alan Levin, who's wife pretty much does his work for him.
Happy Harry's by Blue Eyes February 17, 2005
Delaware Happy Harry
When you rip off a girl's ass hair and use your cum to stick it to Happy Harry's chin to make a soul patch.
Jeff gave Bonquisha the good ole' Delaware Happy Harry last night and now the Happy Harry's in Trolley Square is super cool.
Delaware Happy Harry by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009
happy time harry
the most miserable depressed character on the best show in the WORLD - aqua teen hunger force - he comes with action bills so you can loath in his misery with him.
"you know, sometimes i like to take this knife and just cut myself,... see how hard i can do it, before i just ... pass out man"
- Happy time harry
- Happy time harry
happy time harry by d fCkiiiiNn maGsssss February 19, 2009
Mall Harpy
1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.
2) Retailers who don't understand "no."
2) Retailers who don't understand "no."
"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."
"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."
"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."
Mall Harpy by Chick Geek April 10, 2009
sullen harpy
A morose teenager who feels just because she is having a hormonal low, or a hangover, or withdrawals, it makes it ok to abuse people.
sullen harpy by trueboo July 13, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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