A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.
I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!
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by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiβs face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpβs clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?
by Mark O. S. September 20, 2005
When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.
by mynodouesP January 22, 2012
by HGDQNQDWGQLW,L June 07, 2016
when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.
Guy 1: βyo what happened to your window bro?β
Guy 2: βman I got a raging boner the other nightβ
Guy 2: βman I got a raging boner the other nightβ
by your mother May 07, 2018
Jan 21 trending
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- 18. ain't got
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