Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bromeo44

Dallas hat trick

After you finish fucking a girl and cumming in her pussy, stab her in both eyes and bellybutton with your dick.

I accidentally blinded my girlfriend in an attempt to give her the Dallas hat trick.

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you are fucking a girl (doggy style and pulling her hair) and right before you cum, you rip out her hair and cum on her baldspot.

I was fucking my sister last night and gave her a brand new Delaware hairpiece for her birthday.

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Using your dick to shove Mentos into a girl's Diet Coke filled vagina.

Jill got a Delaware soda pop from Joe last night and now she's missing a leg.

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When you rip off a girl's ass hair and use your cum to stick it to Happy Harry's chin to make a soul patch.

Jeff gave Bonquisha the good ole' Delaware Happy Harry last night and now the Happy Harry's in Trolley Square is super cool.

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fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain

Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night

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