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Handparty 

The act of masturbation - applies to both the male and female gender. May involve one or several people.
"Dude, last night I totally had a handparty in your sister's room."
Handparty by JasonFasho January 19, 2009
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hallparty 

Some of the coolest parties on college campuses. Only the absolutely lamest people aren't invited.
1. This hallparty is kickin'
2. I'm at a hall party. Can you call me back.
3. What's poppin'?

Oh it's the hallparty, sick!
hallparty by campus_prophet July 12, 2021

hand party 

masturbation

originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"
"you make hand party with my pamela!!!"
hand party by dunkfunk November 12, 2006

Hand-party 

I like to have a hand-party while I look at pornography!
Hand-party by DivaD91 November 29, 2006

Buffalo Handcart 

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.
Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy
Buffalo Handcart by webweary June 19, 2011

Handpantsa 

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)
David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela
Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013

handfarting 

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.
His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.
handfarting by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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