handcarted

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy

Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted

by kylet June 27, 2006

Buffalo Handcart

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

by webweary June 19, 2011

Handtarded

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

by Pupling December 2, 2011

Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.

Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?

by Cockblock September 16, 2012

hell in a handcart

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.

"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"

by Phil G January 16, 2008

Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

by B Tsunami April 6, 2019

handcrafted

An item that you pay twice the price for. A creative marketing phrase to add value to something that may or may not be the same as a non handcrafted item.

"Hey man, our check is over a hundred dollars!" "Yeah that's because Jane keeps drinking those fucking handcrafted Grey Goose and cranberry's!"

by bocacburt June 5, 2014