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Hardparking 

The act of owning a Japanese car riddled with roll cages/high-end race suspension/expensive forged wheels, and never taking it to the track. These people frequent places like honda-tech.com appearance/cosmetic forum, and can often be found arguing about rotas and other parts that they don't do shit with anyway.
Ayo, look mang, he got the 36 way adjustable coilovers, hes mad hardparking dawg.
Hardparking by zomg . a d a m August 16, 2006
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handiparking 

Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.
Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.

handfarting 

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.
His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.
handfarting by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Handfasting 

1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
Handfasting by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009

Handfasting 

Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”

John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
Handfasting by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018

Hardparking 

When a group of people join a bandwagon on a forum and attempt to define a group of people they aren't affiliated with as "bad" or "losers". Commonly used as an ego-booster or flame material on HT forums by immature people with inferior genetic packages.
"That CRX is hardparking for realz" Grog!
Hardparking by Dramier August 16, 2006