handparting
handparting by scarEhappywitchlady July 11, 2011
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Hardparking
The act of owning a Japanese car riddled with roll cages/high-end race suspension/expensive forged wheels, and never taking it to the track. These people frequent places like honda-tech.com appearance/cosmetic forum, and can often be found arguing about rotas and other parts that they don't do shit with anyway.
Hardparking by zomg . a d a m August 16, 2006
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handiparking
Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.
Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.
handiparking by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008
handfarting
His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.
handfarting by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
Handfasting
1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
Handfasting by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009
Handfasting
Abstaining from masterbation.
Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”
John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
Handfasting by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018
Hardparking
When a group of people join a bandwagon on a forum and attempt to define a group of people they aren't affiliated with as "bad" or "losers". Commonly used as an ego-booster or flame material on HT forums by immature people with inferior genetic packages.
Hardparking by Dramier August 16, 2006
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