handfarting

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Handfasting

1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.

1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.

by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009

Handfasting

Abstaining from masterbation.

Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”

John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”

by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018

Handfanning

When someone thinks their own attractiveness is at a high level, while it's really not.

"Look at that monstrous being."

"She thinks she can get anyone, she's totally handfanning though."

by LMo21 October 10, 2013

handparting

A neopagan/Wiccan divorce ceremony.

Things didn't work out, so the couple did a handparting.

by scarEhappywitchlady July 11, 2011