Handpay 

Paying for goods or services with a handjob.

Yo, you gettin a handpay for that?

Handpay by riped June 15, 2018

Handparty 

The act of masturbation - applies to both the male and female gender. May involve one or several people.

"Dude, last night I totally had a handparty in your sister's room."

Handparty by JasonFasho January 19, 2009

HandPan 

Musical instrument played with the hands. Made of steel, it produces soothing tones that slightly resemble steel pans of Trinidad and Tobago.

This expression first appeared in the fall of 2007 on the website of an American steelpan producer Pantheon Steel. It was used to describe its own development of a new instrument which was launched as an alternative to the Hang.

The handpan is a wonderful musical gift to the entire world.

HandPan by focorockstar June 1, 2012

Handpantsa 

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)

David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela

Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013

handpalm

A handpalm is a scenario where a normally-competitive situation has become so unbalanced that one side dominates all of the others and exercises an overwhelming degree of control. It metaphorically refers to the dominant player holding all the rest of the players "in the palm of the hand", meaning it can crush them and end the contest at any point. At this point, any actual competition purely symbolic - the contest continues solely at the desire of the dominant player.

A situation like this can arise in a simple game such as checkers or chess, or it can apply to more complex scenarios like economic competition, academic mastery of a given field, or military might.

Note that merely being the strongest player is not enough for a handpalm scenario. The scenario must become so lopsided that no action by any of the opposing elements can possibly break the victor's dominant position, short of intentional self-handicap or monumentally inept play.

Ex 1:

HMB: "I played chess against my girlfriend last night. It was brutal. She started with a handicap of one Bishop, one Knight, and one Rook and she STILL managed to corner me with two Queens and a Rook. She then spent ten moves of her stalemate count just taunting me with them to make her point."

HDT: "Wow. I've never seen a handpalm of that magnitude. Rusty?"

HMB: "You're telling me. I played a game of chess against myself the other day and somehow managed to lose."

Ex 2:

HMB: "My girlfriend inflicted the most intense handpalm last night. I'm still staggering from the blow."

DTM (who doesn't understand the term): "NIIICE! High five?"

HMB: "...no. No, I think not..."

handpalm by HMB February 6, 2010

handpatty 

fool; patsy; sucker; a person who is easily manipulated or victimized

You think I'm some handpatty?
I can't believe I was fooled; I feel like such a handpatty.

handpatty by n/a May 31, 2003

handgayden 

A handgayden is a pejorative term reserved for a gay man that supports the TQ+ lobby and its goals to undermine and redefine the identities of gays and lesbians, sterlize GNC children, and encroach upon gay and/or lesbian spaces. It is derived from the term “handmaiden”, and is somewhat tongue-in-cheek.

That handgayden just called himself “queer” lmao

handgayden by A Very Smart Person . September 7, 2022