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Handparty 

The act of masturbation - applies to both the male and female gender. May involve one or several people.
"Dude, last night I totally had a handparty in your sister's room."
Handparty by JasonFasho January 19, 2009
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Handpantsa 

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)
David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela
Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013
Paying for goods or services with a handjob.
Yo, you gettin a handpay for that?
Handpay by riped June 15, 2018
A last name loved by god its self esmerelda.
That's Mr.Hanratty I heard the god esmerelda is in love with him!
Hanratty by god_esmerelda November 19, 2019

hardparty 

this word has multiple deffinitions.

1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect

2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time

3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada
1.
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(

2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously

3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*
hardparty by wmcorkindale817 January 25, 2009

handparting 

A neopagan/Wiccan divorce ceremony.
Things didn't work out, so the couple did a handparting.