Hamsterface

A game where a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina while she attempts to contort her face to resemble a hamster’s face.

Matt banged the shit out of Liz and they played hamsterface while Nugget ate seeds and ran on her wheel.

by BruceBaller June 16, 2019

Hammerfaced

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.

"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008

hammerface

Hammerface is the old scary look that Herion Addicts develop over time, beautiful smooth bodies and ugly old scary Hammerfaces.
Refers to the old name for Herion (Hammer.) These days could probably refer to Meth too.

Person 1. See that stripper - her body totally doesn't match her face.
Person 2. No shit, she has a Hammerface for sure.

by Mooky Moo July 21, 2006

hamstertape

Usually duct tape or similar strong tape used to wrap around the hamster before doing the nasty with it so that it doesn't burst.

'Hey Pete, nice hamster you have there! By the way, do you have any tape I could use?'
'What are you going to do with it?'
'Have you ever heard of hamstertape?'

by bobgren May 29, 2009

hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.

"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"

by Carrite March 16, 2009

shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

haterface

1. Someone who is constantly hating.
2. A mode of transportation in which the service is lacking.

1. Tom is a bitch-ass haterface.
2. The M23 Bus is being a haterface.

by L-Dezy October 7, 2008