hamsterbate 

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

hamsterbate by brenden z. July 23, 2006

hamsterbate 

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

hamsterbate by choad May 8, 2003

hamsterbate 

v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate

My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight

hamsterbate by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016

Hamasturbate

To do something that only serves your selfish needs and does not do anything with regards for anyone else nor does it advance your group forward. Not to mention your self-indulgent actions just leave a hot and sticky mess.

The majority of Arab leaders only seem to be able to hamasturbate. They pleasure themselves at the expense of their people and their people's future.

Hamasturbate by Snarcitz November 24, 2012

Hugsterbate 

the act of hugging oneself out of loneliness or lack or a proper hug.

Ben- I really need a hug
Talia-Well I can't hug you, so just hugsterbate.

Hugsterbate by tdollafromtheg December 31, 2011

Camsterbate

The act of mastermating on cam.

I barged in on Tom camsterbating with Susan and Janet. I didn't know they liked to camsterbate.

Camsterbate by CromwellsWorld April 18, 2009

haterbate  

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

haterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008