hamsternater 

hamster is a ginger prick that annoys everyone

hamsternater will you shut the fuck up already

hamsternater by hamsternater109 November 8, 2017

hamsterbate 

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

hamsterbate by brenden z. July 23, 2006

hamsterbate 

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

hamsterbate by choad May 8, 2003

hamsterbate 

v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate

My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight

hamsterbate by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016