hamstertape

Usually duct tape or similar strong tape used to wrap around the hamster before doing the nasty with it so that it doesn't burst.

'Hey Pete, nice hamster you have there! By the way, do you have any tape I could use?'
'What are you going to do with it?'
'Have you ever heard of hamstertape?'

by bobgren May 29, 2009

hamsterpenis

a penis as small as a hamster's penis

When I took off my pants she laughed at my shit, and shouted, "Its so small!" then called me hamsterpenis.

by fuckface December 10, 2003

hamsterbate

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

by brenden z. July 23, 2006

hamsterbate

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

by choad May 8, 2003

hamsterbate

v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate

My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight

by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016

Hamstertastic

That one really cool artist on deviantART. She's pretty awesome, kinda temperamental but rather awesome.

Hey, have you watched Hamstertastic on deviantART yet?

by Death the Kid November 30, 2009

hamsternater

hamster is a ginger prick that annoys everyone

hamsternater will you shut the fuck up already

by hamsternater109 November 8, 2017