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Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

huffucked 

Huffucked as a result of long term inhaling of solvents.Being huffucked is an unpleasant and some times long term state where the user starts to hear ringing in ones ears, seeing bright light when they shut their eyes, having mild hallucinations and having uncontrollable twitches as a result of brain damage. When the stages of being Huffucked start to set in the user is forced to give up using solvents because the once pleasant feeling of being high becomes one big bad trip.
Its also very hard for the user to get to sleep because they can see bright light and swirling colours when they shut their eyes leaving the TV on to try and get to sleep at night is common.
Charlie: Why is the corner of that guys lip twitching
Pete: He must be huffucked
Charlie: He must've been on the gas for years!
Pete: Yeh, bet now he wishes he never saw a can of Butane in his life
huffucked by pl0xxxx May 17, 2012

Hammocked 

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!
Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!
Hammocked by bikindaf July 28, 2009

hatfucker 

A dismissive term for someone who is mostly useless. A lazy idiot or fool. Origins in the fire service. Can also be modified and used as required.
"That guy's a hatfucker." Or, "Go fuck your hat."

hamhocked 

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.
After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.
hamhocked by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

humfuckery 

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.
John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.
humfuckery by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017