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When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.
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Get the Hammocked mug.The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.
1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
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Get the hamhock mug.To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.
This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.
This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.
Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"
Sarah: "What?"
Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"
Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."
Sarah: "What?"
Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"
Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."
by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010
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