humfuckery 

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.

John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.

humfuckery by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016

humbucker 

A guitar pickup developed by Gibson in the late 1950's. Uses two side by side coils to reduce noise and provides and earthy tone.

I've got a custom Les Paul with three humbuckers in sequence.

humbucker by Owen March 22, 2005

Cumfuckery 

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck

What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?

Cumfuckery by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011

Humbucker 

A humbucker is one who has sex with every member of their main family. This includes but not limited to, Mother, Father, Sister or Brother, main cousins, step siblings, step mothers/fathers, pets, aunts, uncles, grandparents, nieces/nephews, great grandparents, and sometimes deceased family members. This title is only acquired once all members have been banged.

“Dude Leroy finally became a humbucker last night when he banged his pet fish”

“Woah dude that’s nuts, I just gotta bang my niece and grandma and once I’ve done that, I’ll become a humbucker.

Humbucker by LordNick July 9, 2019