hatfucker

A dismissive term for someone who is mostly useless. A lazy idiot or fool. Origins in the fire service. Can also be modified and used as required.

"That guy's a hatfucker." Or, "Go fuck your hat."

by Jimmy the Cleaner June 2, 2017

Hamfucker

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

by JEUNT April 15, 2010

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

hofucker

A person who fucks nothing but hos.

He wont stop hanging out with them dirty women, He's a real hofucker

by G face August 4, 2007

Catfucker

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

ratfucker

Someone who screws people over in a bad way.

My boss, the ratfucker, wouldn't approve my vacation request, and my trip was non-refundable.

by amanda March 9, 2004

hogfucker

Someone who has the tendency to fuck fat women.

Andrew has fucked so many fat girls, he has become an official hogfucker.

by Tony October 4, 2004