Hammocked 

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!

Hammocked by bikindaf July 28, 2009

Hammocked 

making plans and not executing it at all

"damn, we just got hammocked, he didnt even show up to his own plan tf dude" *cough john -C.L

Hammocked by lamchop916 November 2, 2011

Hammocked 

To be spun around in a front or backflip like motion and slammed to the ground. Similar to the “clothesline” but requires the victim be slammed down.

“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”

“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”

Hammocked by Ezekiel tha Prophet October 9, 2020

Potato hammock 

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

Hancocked 

When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

Hancocked by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013

Atlanta hammock 

When your rectum dangles out like a pocket pussy.

Last night I had Chipotle for dinner, and now I have an Atlanta hammock.

Atlanta hammock by ScottIsHung69 March 9, 2017