Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

Haremfucker249 

Haremfucker249 is the canon name of the Persona 5, the Persona 5 royal and of the Persona 5 Strikers protagonist.

It's me, your leader: Haremfucker249!

Haremfucker249 by Yomamaxd April 22, 2021

hofucker 

A person who fucks nothing but hos.

He wont stop hanging out with them dirty women, He's a real hofucker

hofucker by G face August 4, 2007

humbucker 

A guitar pickup developed by Gibson in the late 1950's. Uses two side by side coils to reduce noise and provides and earthy tone.

I've got a custom Les Paul with three humbuckers in sequence.

humbucker by Owen March 22, 2005

hogfucker 

Someone who has the tendency to fuck fat women.

Andrew has fucked so many fat girls, he has become an official hogfucker.

hogfucker by Tony October 4, 2004

Halifucker 

Noun (pejorative): Someone who is from Halifax; a Haligonian.

Goddamn, not another unemployed Halifucker on the dole!

Halifucker by &dy &erson January 1, 2012

hatfucker 

A dismissive term for someone who is mostly useless. A lazy idiot or fool. Origins in the fire service. Can also be modified and used as required.

"That guy's a hatfucker." Or, "Go fuck your hat."

hatfucker by Jimmy the Cleaner June 2, 2017