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henpecked 

A guy who won't hang out with his friends because his girlfriend will get mad.
Shit, it looks like Bubba is henpecked tonight!
henpecked by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Hammocked 

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!
Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!
Hammocked by bikindaf July 28, 2009

Hampacket 

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.
Hampacket by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

hamhocked 

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.
After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.
hamhocked by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Henpecked 

1) When a male complies to ever single demand of his girlfriend or wife, and the female is in complete control of her man.
2) guy who won't hang out with his friends because his girlfriend will get mad.
Edgard Ortiz is a henpecked because he do all what Guadalupe Rosiles wants, because if he dont do anything of what she said, she get mad of him.
Henpecked by DKPerez9 December 23, 2016

Hamfucked 

the process of getting fucked over when being overly greedy in a game.
Bob just got hamfucked on a roll for loot he needed, after winning the roll on everything else.
Hamfucked by goat of anger June 29, 2022