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Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

humbucker 

A guitar pickup developed by Gibson in the late 1950's. Uses two side by side coils to reduce noise and provides and earthy tone.
I've got a custom Les Paul with three humbuckers in sequence.
humbucker by Owen March 22, 2005

Hampacket 

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.
Hampacket by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

hambucks 

Grant wanted to cork some cooch, but he was all out of hambucks with no ATM in sight.
hambucks by CrazyLarry May 8, 2003

hobucket 

a slut, lascivious girl, or all-around tramps. the word can be altered by adding other demeaning words about whorey girls, like slutbucket, minxbucket, and cumbucket.
Oh my god, Becky, look at that hobucket. She is such a skank!
hobucket by Kim W September 14, 2007

humpbucket 

A girl who is not necessarily slutty, but is simply full of enough hormones that she is physically dependent on receiving male seed on a regular basis.
Well, I know she is a nice girl, but I might not have the stamina to have a relationship with such a humpbucket.
humpbucket by R0GUECLAM (Dave H) January 8, 2009