Definitions by rovinglunatic

Excrementalist 

One who has the ability to ooze utter shit talk on a biblical scale without fail.

Frank said he had a three way with Davina and Subo in the toilets of the Ritz on Saturday night. Last weekend he fought Bruce lee and Neo from the matrix in a strip club then hospitalised 10 bouncers and getting awarded the purple heart for it. He's a fucking excrementalist is Frank.

Excrementalist by rovinglunatic March 23, 2025

Mickey Moused 

This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage.

The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.

I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.

Mickey Moused by rovinglunatic August 4, 2017

vedgee

This manoeuvre is a take on the wedgee but the under garments are elevated from the front.

This then plays havoc with the gents meat and 2 veg.

Thomas sounded like he'd been mickey moused after receiving a vedgee.

vedgee by rovinglunatic August 4, 2017

humfuckery 

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.

John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.

humfuckery by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

1080poo 

When your smart tv gets a shit signal.

The big football match was nearly unwatchable. Like watching on high defecation 1080poo.

1080poo by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

butchers hook 

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

butchers hook by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017