Excrementalist

One who has the ability to ooze utter shit talk on a biblical scale without fail.

Frank said he had a three way with Davina and Subo in the toilets of the Ritz on Saturday night. Last weekend he fought Bruce lee and Neo from the matrix in a strip club then hospitalised 10 bouncers and getting awarded the purple heart for it. He's a fucking excrementalist is Frank.

by rovinglunatic March 23, 2025

Mickey Moused

This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage.

The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.

I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.

by rovinglunatic August 04, 2017

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017

1080poo

When your smart tv gets a shit signal.

The big football match was nearly unwatchable. Like watching on high defecation 1080poo.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017

humfuckery

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.

John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017

vedgee

This manoeuvre is a take on the wedgee but the under garments are elevated from the front.

This then plays havoc with the gents meat and 2 veg.

Thomas sounded like he'd been mickey moused after receiving a vedgee.

by rovinglunatic August 04, 2017