Mickey Moused

This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage.

The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.

I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017

vedgee

This manoeuvre is a take on the wedgee but the under garments are elevated from the front.

This then plays havoc with the gents meat and 2 veg.

Thomas sounded like he'd been mickey moused after receiving a vedgee.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017

humfuckery

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.

John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017

1080poo

When your smart tv gets a shit signal.

The big football match was nearly unwatchable. Like watching on high defecation 1080poo.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017