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knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.
I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!

hatchet wound

A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
I told that bitch if she didn't like it, she could lick my blood hatchet-wound!
hatchet wound by T. J. October 30, 2003

ass hatchet 

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.
By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.
ass hatchet by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010
Hachem is usually a tall well built semite, he is the incarnation of the Targaryen Stell : Sharp, strong and very rare.
He will stand up for the people and causes he believes in and never let anyone down.
His strong personnality makes him attractive and he usually feels comfortable being the center of interest.
If you ever meet a Hachem, it will definitely change your life.
Hachem's friend 1 : This situation is really difficult, only Hachem could solve it
Hachem's friend 2 : Everyone needs a Hachem, we need more Hachems
Hachem by Pippen23 August 6, 2017

Vanilla Hatchet 

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.
Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.
Vanilla Hatchet by Stefo July 27, 2006

batten down the hatches 

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.
batten down the hatches by uvu November 19, 2007