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The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.
By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.
by rugbykiltman June 12, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the ass until the end of day. Usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal space.
Only nine hours until this ass hatchet can be safely removed.
by b double U March 11, 2011
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