Tom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.
by Tookie W November 9, 2009
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1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.

2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood.

2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
by fishfoodforthemasses August 9, 2009
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-Similar to the female camel toe it is a variant of the male ninja toe where in tight pants both testes are on one side and the penis on the other creating the figure of a hatchet in ones pants. As to be noted, some hatchets are less fearsome than others.

-Small hand axe

-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade
Look at that poor fella sportin a hatchet in those pants, he's not impressing anyone.

My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.

We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.
by TheRealLordDampnut November 30, 2017
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By defonition, a small hand axe. Due to ignorance, this weapon is now associated with a group of demented windowlickers. Hatchets, much like retards, have been around for a very long time. They were, and still are, used as tools. Also, they symbolize a feud.
Guy: I need to cut this.
Guy2: Use my hatchet!
Juggalo: shyt, i gotz a hatchet! down wif da clown!
Juggalette: dats almost as cool as a faygo!
When putting differences/feuds aside, it is said that you are "burying the hatchet."
by I hate cults! March 31, 2007
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Juggalo/Juggalette weapon of choice. Widely associated with Hatchetman, the symbol for phsychopathic records.
"We'll never die alone, Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US."
by Kayla Evans October 29, 2006
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A hipster who acts ratchet. Hipster + ratchet = hatchet
Her vintage bolero hat is so hatchet.
by sugarsam2112 January 12, 2015
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