Batten

The Best teacher you could ever have. Always there for you when you need him, and even though he is always ready to make a joke at your expense, he always has your back.

Batten: Adam Smith! (Does Jazz Hands)

by PandaAddict August 21, 2012

Snake Batten

When somebody steals a moth he is a Snake Batten.

My friend Ben Curtis had this girl but then Snake Batten snaked her.

by Sly D September 29, 2011

Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

batten the jop

To use a blanket in place of a scarf

I didn’t have scarves this morning so I had to batten the jop

by splendaasap January 14, 2019

ade batten

A better looking artist than Ralph Harris!!!

Look at that Neil Buchanan, he's a right fucking Ade Batten!!

by John Badboy Walton February 9, 2004

batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States

by Sexydimma March 7, 2015

Aiden Batten

In the dark ages of man, there was nothing but chaos. Kingdoms were split and war raged across the lands. There was one thing the world agreed on though. Aiden’s a fucking nonce.

That one of Aiden Batten’s girlfriends? 12’s a bit old for that fucking nonce

by Fat Jewish Nonce November 12, 2018