hatchet-face

An unfortunate man or woman whose face seems to be collapsing inward from a blow to the face possibly caused by a hatchet. Commonly unattractive, these people attempt to give their lives meaning by fervently studying and referring to their inner-beauty.

Holy shit, I wish hatchet-face would shut the fuck up.

hatchet-face by NateDoggFoReal January 11, 2006

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hatchet face

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

hatchet face by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

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Hatchet face

A person (usually a woman), who is so ugly that it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put (the fire) out with a hatchet.

"Yo Tommy! Did you see the rack on that broad!?!?"
"Fuck that! She had a hatchet face!!"

Hatchet face by Hatchetface101 August 17, 2011

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[hatchet-faced]

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)

That girl is so hatchet-faced!

[hatchet-faced] by Kimika October 12, 2008

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HATCHETFACE

Chloe Miller.

HATCHETFACE - Thin white face carved with a hatchet.

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HATCHETFACE by JUlian SexMUFFIN October 20, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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